The United Kingdom of Cardiff and Glamorgan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by HRH Prince Matthew of Wales with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.824 billion Cardiffians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swansea. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient from Cardiff and Glamorgan economy, worth a remarkable 1,569 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,788 Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and HRH Prince Matthew of Wales's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardiff and Glamorgan's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of Wales.

Cardiff and Glamorgan is ranked 207,806^th in the world and 304^th in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.